Secret Grape

This occurs when, during a normal fart in the standing position, a small grape-sized poop is rapidly ejected from the anal passage. This "secret grape" is undetectable, until one sits down, at which point, the grape is no longer secret.

John and Keith are walking down the road, Keith lets rip, the two friends chuckle. Later, they come to a bench, the two friends sit. Keith's face turns red and an ominous odour fills John's nostrils. The secret grape is no longer secret.

John - What's that smell Keith? and why's your face so red?

Keith - *stands up, squashed grape falls from trouser leg*

by Crabbinator March 26, 2013

stomping the grape

When you shit in the shower and have to squash it down the drain with your toes

Wife: Damn it Joe, it stinks like shit in here.
Husband: No worries, just stomping the grape before you walked in

by Belledog05 June 4, 2016

long of grape

Often said by city (of London) workers, when apologising for rude, bragging or generally unsavoury chat, having had their senses scrambled by excessive consumption of red wine.

Sorry chaps, I was long of grape last night.

by Clarence von S November 8, 2020

Graeme

A Graeme is the most comedic, socially awkward best friend you'll ever have. The only song he's willing to dance to is Vanilla Ice, he hates drama between friends, and is a great advice giver. He doesn't date a lot because he's waiting for the right girl to come along, and he's supportive of his friends' problems. Graeme is very easy to fall for. He's good at soccer and coming up with insane ideas. He's most likely to become a psychologist, a comedian, or a tv talk show host. His sense of humor makes you laugh no matter what, although he uses a lot of big words so sometimes his reasoning behind something is difficult to understand. It's very hard to outsmart a Graeme, but if you manage it, props to you. If you have a Graeme, never let him go, because he's the one to most likely bail you out of jail ten years from now, and figure out a way to not get caught next time. Graeme's take a little while to catch up to you height-wise, and his cheeks are always flushed pink and they make you want to pinch them, he also has eyelashes any girl would kill for. If by any chance you find a Graeme, don't scare him away, let him come to you. The best way to lure a Graeme in is with a sandwich made from the hands of a woman in the kitchen.

Girl 1: Oh hey look, there's a Graeme over there!
Girl 2: No way! Aw I totally wanna be friends with him!
Girl 1: Don't scare him off, you'll never see one again. First make a peace offering.
Girl 2: How do I do that?
Girl 1: Off to the kitchen with you!

by TheJulesTee July 26, 2011

grampers

Diapers for the elderly. Depends undergarments. Grandpa+Pampers= Grampers.

You smell that, that old bastard just crapped his grampers.

by Larson November 9, 2006

Grape juice

Only cool people drink this shit. Others? Nah
Apple juice? Disgusting

John : i love grape juice
Linda : you must be a cool person

by Whizzydot June 20, 2019

Grape Drink

Sugar + Water + Purple = Grape Drink

white guy: do you want some grape juice
Black guy: nigga, what the fuck is juice? Pour me some grape drink baby

Sunny D Commercial:
kid 1: what do you got to drink?
(kid 2 opens fridge)
kid 2: ok, we got some soda, some purple stuff, and Sunny D
all the white kids in unison: SUNNY D?!!!
(white kids maul the Sunny D)
black kid in the back: (says lightly to himself) I want the purple stuff...

by my 8==> + ur mouth = a party April 6, 2009