flibbidy gibberts

when the thing does a do

it just flibbidy gibberts

by Peridot Facet-2F5L Cut-5XG June 9, 2016

mikey gilbert

He is a chill person and easy to talk to once u fall in love with him there's no going back he is a player until he meets the right girl Which is most likely named Gabriela he is a very funny person and will make u laugh even when u don't want to he is just over the top an amazing guy

I feel like a mikey Gilbert today

by .12/5/16. August 30, 2017

The Gilbert

Quintessential sex move. Used primarily to end a relationship, or convince a two bagger to leave your house when you sober up early. Drop trou and sit down raising legs well over your head. After she/it begins eating your ass cut a runny, rumbling fart directly into her/it's mouth. Results in immediate departure.

Dude, my girl wants to commit.. What should I do? Give her the Gilbert, that'll send the bitch for the hills, and if it doesn't you know she's a keeper.

by Camuel slemens February 7, 2019

Pulling a Gilbert

When you watch the newest shows and movies and spoil them for your friends and coworkers on numerous occasions.

Gilbert: Hey man, that episode of popular show last night was crazy!

Me: I didn't see..
Gilbert: That part where spoiler spoiler spoiler
Me: Dude I didn't see it!
Gilbert: spoiler spoiler spoiler
ME: Quit Pulling a Gilbert!

by __untucked_sack__ October 28, 2017

grubered

When someone lies to you and gets away with it, especially if they brag about it to someone after. The act of being grubered is grubering when someone is in the act of trying to pull one over on you.

Greg was grubered by John when he bought his neighbors lawn mower, then found out how poorly the mower ran. Later, John was bragging to Nancy about how he had grubered Greg. When speaking to a friend about a transaction you think they were ripped off on. Aw man, you've been grubered!

by quickslvr November 14, 2014

GÜber

When you have taken a bit too much GHB and have to get a friend to call you an Über home.

"Yo Holmes, I can't see to dial... Do me a solid and call me a GÜber."

by AmatoryTeacher November 30, 2019

Sir Gilbert Peckerhead

The most awesome person in the world

Sir Gilbert Peckerhead was knighted by the queen of England in the 1800s right after he drank from the fountain of youth. last spotted at Michal Jackson's funeral

by The Sir Gilbert Peakehead July 12, 2010