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daddy goggles

The tendency for dads to think their sons are way better athletes than they really are.
Dad: Man my son should be the shortstop on this baseball team, he is the best kid we have.

Observer: Actually your son sucks and should be on the bench where he has been and you need to take off those daddy goggles.
by DROD76 October 28, 2015
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No giggles

A phrase pioneered in Evanston, IL said to someone when they make a bad joke or say something that isn't funny. It's purpose is to let them know that they indeed received, no giggles are are not as funny as they think they are.
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"That's not funny, no giggles."
by TinaTinaSchanuz April 27, 2010
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CMA goggles

The lowering of standards when picking a female at the California Maritime Acedemy as a result of the shortage of women as well as the shortage of good-looking women.

Similar to the phenomenon of Triton Eye that occurs on the UCSD campus.
Yeah you have the CMA goggles on full time now, dude.
by phoenix.protocol October 30, 2010
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Boob Goggles

When a girl is made substantially more attractive by the size of her breasts.
God she's hot!

What you on about?

Don't worry he's got his boob goggles on... he'll get over it.
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greggles

Ebonics for the popular vodka, 'grey goose'.
Hey son, lemme get a taste of them greggles.
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nostalgia goggles

Someone's tunnel vision when it comes to objects from their past, such as cartoons, video games, even books.
"The new Transformers movie sucks! The original cartoon was the best!"
In this case the commenter is wearing Nostalgia Goggles, as the new movies/cartoons may be geared towards a new audience, instead of the old one
by Moses of the Desert July 26, 2007
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Cornell Goggles

The way men rate women at Cornell University, usually in the Binary Scale either being a 1 (you will do her), or a 0 (you will not do her) in comparison to the 1-10 scale found anywhere else in the world.

Beer Goggles inhibited by a place, not a beverage.
Guy 1: "hey man check out the hottie who just walked out of Goldwin Smith"
Guy 2: "are you serious? she's a 0 take off your cornell goggles"
Guy 1: "i've been here so long, i'd do her"
Guy 2: "i probably would too"
by oneorzero February 18, 2008
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