gamble

A gamble is when you have to fart but your afraid you'll crap your pants. Therefore you just have to take a gamble and wish for the best.

*In an office building*

Joe: Man I gotta fart.

Bill: So fart what's the big deal?

Joe: Yea but I might crap I can sorta feel it.

Bill: Guess your gonna have to take a gamble.

by Doomsday Jesus September 17, 2006

Gamale

Urban game invented in Cheltanham, Australia. 2 Players face off against each other using nothing more than a plastic ruler and common stapler. The object of the game is to prevent blood from being drawn. You may use your ruler to defend your arms. Face shots, whilst allowed, are frowned upon. First to embed 3 complete staples in your opponents arms (or face, but frowned upon), wins. Crotch shots explicity "out of bounds".

Commonwealth Games have been petitioned to be included in the 2008 Commonwealth Games.

Craig asks, "JP, wanna game of gamale? I'll give you one staple head start..."

"Challenge accepted", says JP

by Craig McCormack November 28, 2006

Gayples Center

The arena that the Los Angeles Gaykers play their home games. It is known as Gayples Center not only because the place sucks but also because the Lakers are a bunch of fairies and prance around dawning the color purple.

Did you see the Celtics blow out the Gaykers at Gayples Center last night. Banner number 18 baby!

by Tyrone Lew June 18, 2010

gampers

N. A gift received by a woman who is being given oral pleasure by a septigenarian with false teeth.

Grant loved pleasing women so much in his old age that he would often "give them the gampers" and have to buy new dentures.

by Rosemary May 8, 2003

gimplet

a child spawned from two gimps

yo dude look at that gimplet that was spawned from two gimps

by george October 17, 2004

Gimpleßläused

pronounced gim-pel-schlowsed

To be drunk off one's gord.

I'm too gimpleßläused to walk so I think I'll drive.

Larry was too gimpleßläused to realize that he slept with his own father that night.

by calducciano May 15, 2005

john tucker gamble

not to be confused with the recently popular movie "John Tucker Must Die", a john tucker gamble is the sweetest, most genuine, sincere, and greatest person in the whole world. Note, both jt's share the same the trait of their smoking hotness and inability to control the ladies affinity towards them. Never the less no one lady loves a JT Gamble more than his best friend in the whole world. (see jordan paglia)

Note; a john tucker gamble is never complete without a wonkey eye when photographed and the always overwhelming urge to give it in the butt.

-"I met the perfect guy the other night, he is the man of my dreams, gorgeous, sweet, and amazing."

-Back off! that's my john tucker gamble!!

by jp :) June 5, 2009