Cock fun·nel·er ('kak fe-nel-ler')noun - Similar to a cock blocker. One who habitually tries to disrupt relations between other indidivduals in order to further their own game with one of those involved. Generally refers to females but this is not a requirement.
-Molly was really being a cock blocker last night, she fucked my game up with four girls!
-Yeah dude, same here! She just wants all the dick for herself.
-What a cock funneler...
-Yeah dude, same here! She just wants all the dick for herself.
-What a cock funneler...
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Get the Funner mug.1.Someone who guzzels cum through their ass in large amounts.
2. Also used to discribe a man whore
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2. Also used to discribe a man whore
3.A word used to define the gayest person you know.
4. Second only to Cock Juggeling Thunder Cunt in insultation
Person 1: hey man can i use your lawn mower
Person 2: no but can i get my weed wacker back
Person 1: i dont have it
Person 2: yes you do i lent it to you last week
Person 1 :no you didnt!!
Person 2:Shut the hell up you Cum Guzzling Ass Funnel
Person 2: no but can i get my weed wacker back
Person 1: i dont have it
Person 2: yes you do i lent it to you last week
Person 1 :no you didnt!!
Person 2:Shut the hell up you Cum Guzzling Ass Funnel
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Get the Funning mug.The tendency for things to seem funnier in the wee hours of the morning. Even if it wouldn't seem funny had you not been sleep deprived. Usually leads to a laughing fit after saying anything, even if it isn't funny.
Recounts of the events at this time the morning after. are usually segmented and won't seem as funny when given proper consideration of the conversation. Or may result in selective amnesia.
Recounts of the events at this time the morning after. are usually segmented and won't seem as funny when given proper consideration of the conversation. Or may result in selective amnesia.
Voltanis: What the fuck did we talk about last night?
Maha: About bears? I don't know. Everything seems funnier after 2 am.
Maha: About bears? I don't know. Everything seems funnier after 2 am.
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