Fucktard

1. A task that is unbelievably retarded
2. A contraction of ‘fuck(ing)’ and ‘retard’
3. An adjective used to describe a person who lacks common sense
4. A word used to describe someone who does an unbelievably retarded thing that any human being with common sense would never attempt to do, like drinking 5 gallons of bleach in one sitting.

Alternative: Fucktarded
1. An action that is really fucking retarded

2. A word used to describe someone who tries to imitate fucktarded things they see on the internet, especially on YouTube, which is full of fucktarded videos

Person1: Hey, did you see that fucktarded video of the guy who drank 5 gallons of bleach in one sitting?
Person2: Yeah! I should try it when I get home!

by shitweasel October 20, 2019

fucktard

same thing as an asshat.

Mr. Rogers: That fucktard is such an asshat.
Kid: GP.

by Seatthell January 31, 2007

fucktardary

The actions of a fucking retard fucktard and/or that with which they engage themselves.

Harby was reputed for his fucktardary

by Ðiego November 23, 2002

funktionslust

N. Pleasure taken in doing what one does best. Birds flying, dogs running, dolphins swimming, people sexing, etc...

The funktionslust of running around drunk quickly subsided after I tried jumping the bush, slammed my head into the bench and had to get 12 sticthes above my eye. Perhaps running drunk is not what I do best.

by cam'ron March 11, 2008

fucktard

Someone who sees 13 pages of definitions for a basic combination of two words and feels the need to add another, identical one.

1) A fucking retard
2) A retarded fuck
3) A fuck, who is also retarded
4) ...

by Anonymous January 16, 2004

fucktardiosis

to have the disease of being a fucking retard.

Duke was was being a total douche bag and didnt know anything, I think hes suffering from fucktardiosis.

by Matthew Hauser August 18, 2008

Fucktard

A retarted, stupid, crazed person.

Jeremy is a fucktard. He'd blow this thing up.

by Ace4077 November 19, 2019