African fruit snack

The act of cutting a hole in a seedless watermelon and then microwaving it then proceeding to thrust your erect penis in and out of the moist fruit.

Curtis is such a pervert! I found his used African fruit snack on the kitchen counter!

by Star_of_david July 21, 2014

Crotch fruit

(n.) child or children

I can’t go out this weekend, the ex left our crotch fruit with me so she could go off with her new boyfriend.

by 6in6 July 12, 2018

playing fruit ninja

the act of slitting your wrists

Marcus: i was playing fruit ninja the other day and...
kid: do you need help? <3

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer October 11, 2021

fruitcorn

Another name for the food court

If you want to get something to eat, go to the fruitcorn!

by babeedonkee July 29, 2008

Fruitbat

Drinking method, the act of being held upside down whilst downing a beer or or fruity alcoholic beverage of your choice.

“You should do a fruitbat when you drink that!”

by tomfreeman20 October 7, 2020

Law Of Fruit

If it has an apple, it also has a banana. A clever warning in this ever more gender ambiguous world. The 'apple' refers to a man's adam apple and the 'banana' refers to the penis. It is often proffered as a reminder to the heterosexual male out patrolling the dating waters. (The pun is a bonus)

Hey Dennis, I know you're looking for a rebound fling tonight but just be careful and heed the law of fruit.

by FancyMoses October 23, 2007

fruitbar

Derogatory term for homosexual male, almost exclusively used in IRC chat rooms.

<formulate> you fucking fruitbar

by Anonymous March 26, 2003