A Josué Fernando is a truly friend, it doesn’t matter if you hadn’t talked for years, if someday you text him he is will be there for you and give you an honest advice, without mincing words.
He’s a great boyfriend, he shows his love spending time with you and supporting you in every step, he will love you deeply, but if you fail him he’s unlikely to give you a second chance, because he has a great self-love and knows his enormous value. (Warning: he’s always horny and awesome in bed)
He’s handsome and tall, the dream of any girl. Has a curious humor and he’s very sarcastic, but once you know him you will want to be his best friend. But has an Achilles heel, he can’t trust anyone more than he does with himself, he will be a closed book for the majority, but once you gain his confidence, he’ll be the most loyal person you have ever known. He is willing to do whatever it takes to protect his family and friends.
He has always had an specific dream, and he will do anything to achieve it and to make his loved ones happy.
He’s a great boyfriend, he shows his love spending time with you and supporting you in every step, he will love you deeply, but if you fail him he’s unlikely to give you a second chance, because he has a great self-love and knows his enormous value. (Warning: he’s always horny and awesome in bed)
He’s handsome and tall, the dream of any girl. Has a curious humor and he’s very sarcastic, but once you know him you will want to be his best friend. But has an Achilles heel, he can’t trust anyone more than he does with himself, he will be a closed book for the majority, but once you gain his confidence, he’ll be the most loyal person you have ever known. He is willing to do whatever it takes to protect his family and friends.
He has always had an specific dream, and he will do anything to achieve it and to make his loved ones happy.
Girl: That guy is handsome, but his face make me think he dislikes me
Boy: Oh no, he’s cool, he’s just a Josué Fernando!
Boy: Oh no, he’s cool, he’s just a Josué Fernando!
by jf12344 November 22, 2021
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Human 1: Dude did you see that absolute Chad yesterday!?
Human 2: I did. Apparently, his name is "Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums" or just "DJ Brad"...
Human 1: I'm horny already...
Human 2: I did. Apparently, his name is "Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums" or just "DJ Brad"...
Human 1: I'm horny already...
by TheScratchinCO May 3, 2022
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Hispanic, likes magic, wears glasses, loves food, loves ice cream & has a huge loving for fortnite. He loves his family a lot, likes dogs and is going to be a doctor.
Did you hear about Fernando?? He likes to play Fortnite all day and all night.
Who likes Fortnite?? "We like fortnite we like fortnite we like fortnite". Okay Fortnite kids it's time to go fortnite bye bye. Say bye to Fortnite Fernando.
Who likes Fortnite?? "We like fortnite we like fortnite we like fortnite". Okay Fortnite kids it's time to go fortnite bye bye. Say bye to Fortnite Fernando.
by Blaisux May 21, 2019
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“God dammit! Fernando you did it again!”
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Get the Fernando Torres mug.the most expensive and most moneyfaced footballer ever, have already broken one record when he transferred from Atletico Madrid to Liverpool for a club record 20m pounds only to demand a move to Chelsea for a world record 50m pounds. he only score goals so that one goal is worth 1m when transfer fee is taken into account
After playing so well for Chelsea, Real Madrid went real mad and bought Fernando Torres for 100m pounds
by gitw March 22, 2011
Get the Fernando Torres mug.Fernando somehow gets all the girls. Thinks he has the best taste in music and can't keep a relationship for more than two weeks. Born and raised in Mexico he started his life in Australia when he swam from Mexico to the AU. Insecure about his dick size so if you say to Fernando he has a small dick watch out he hates facts. Fernando won't shut the fuck up until you agree with him he is a stubborn man whore. Watch out he will suck toes.
Girl- "omg Fernando you're so hot let's be boyfriend and girlfirend"
Fernando" omg lets go relationship goals "
Two weeks later
Fernando " yeah we can just be friends right"
Fernando" omg lets go relationship goals "
Two weeks later
Fernando " yeah we can just be friends right"
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