Fontram

Vicarious embarrassment. The feeling associated with being embarrassed on behalf of a third party.

You experience fontram when your friend is so drunk she shits her pants in public.

by FlorinP April 10, 2011

fonger

When fingers get to a certain size, either through fatness, swelling or illness, they become fongers.

Clare is skinny. She has nice delicate fingers.

John is 237 pounds over his ideal weight. He has fongers.

by edgesync November 25, 2014

Finer

When you try to complement your partner but then they do it better.

Braidyn: You are so FINE.
Olivia: Yeah, but you are FINER

by Yes,I,Am, Braidyn February 20, 2020

fobert

Commonly misconceieved as a simple mis-spelling of "Robert". Is actually a replacement for larger words when it is innapropriate to use the larger word or the word is too hard to pronounce.

1.He had a fault with his dioxynucleic acid.
He had a problem with his fobert.

2.Boy: Please play with my fobert.
Girl: Why do you always call your penis "fobert"?

by Benjibum August 2, 2006

Fooner

A general term for individuals that act like idiots lack common sense, or are making a fool of themself.

May also be used as a variation of Buffoon.

"My friend tried to charge his phone using the microwave, what a Fooner."

by Seagull_Birb April 14, 2019

Finer than a dog's hair split three ways

Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.

Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.

You: How are you doing today?

Me: Why, I'm doing finer than a dog's hair split three ways!

by JCEG November 25, 2006

fenerbahce

The greatest team ever in the history of Turkish soccer.

Fenerbahce kicks ass!!

by Grand Master June 3, 2004