Having made poor choices and being unable to cope with the decisions you have made, incapable of making the choices necessary to ameliorate your situation.
Blake: Mike, do you know that we found your friend Moira asleep on the couch with her pants at her ankles, hand in her underwear, groaning?
Mike: Yeah, dude, she's flod.
Mike: Yeah, dude, she's flod.
by M. Dizzy April 22, 2006
Get the Flod mug.a tile flood is when ur sittin there in the middle of a shit, or recovering the energy you lost taking tht shit, and this random squirt of pee arises. if you cannot push ur penis down towards the toilet in time, ur penis will stick horizontally out, and u wil pee all ovr ur self and ur floor.
o fucking shit! i didnt recognize the pee was there so i didnt put my penis down, and i got a fucking tile leak! i better clean this up.
by fucksoid February 19, 2005
Get the tile flood mug.1) In biblical terms, The Flood is essentially an apocalyptic event in which Noah, the only man meant to survive a worldwide deluge, takes 2 of each animal on an ark to avoid the complete and utter distruction of God's creation.
2) The "weapon" in Halo that The Covenant was in desperate search of acquiring in order to wipe out mankind (NOTE the similarity between this and definition 1.) The Flood itself, is actually a humanoid, body-snatching race of fungal origin and consists of 4 subtype species. Can easily be n00bed via shotgun.
2) The "weapon" in Halo that The Covenant was in desperate search of acquiring in order to wipe out mankind (NOTE the similarity between this and definition 1.) The Flood itself, is actually a humanoid, body-snatching race of fungal origin and consists of 4 subtype species. Can easily be n00bed via shotgun.
by sux0r October 2, 2003
Get the The Flood mug.Having to do with trying to teach someone else incorrectly. Being very confident in what you are saying, only to find it incorrect.
by Webster's HB June 9, 2009
Get the Flidgital mug.A long poking implement usually found strapped to the head of a Spastic to assist them in pressing computer keys and panic buttons also known as Mong Prong
Little Timmy's life has got so much better since we got him that Flid Stick, he spends all day on his laptop now tapping away like a Woodpecker with Parkinsons
by Kingguff January 14, 2015
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Get the fliddies mug.When you clean your teeth and you get the saliva and toothpaste mixed together. As the result of this it causes a mint flood in your mouth.
Adam:Hey dude
Dan: Whats up,
Adam: not much, just had an awesome Mint Flood in my mouth though
Dan: cool cool
Dan: Whats up,
Adam: not much, just had an awesome Mint Flood in my mouth though
Dan: cool cool
by Dan willans, Adam Boxer October 22, 2006
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