fleet

an annoying ass update in twitter fml it makes twitter look cROWDED tf

“we wanted an edit button but maaaaan we got fLEETS....”
“what the fuck is a fleet bro”

by plantitahoe November 18, 2020

oscar fleet

Man with the largest penis known to mankind

Oscar fleet

by Pshycocunt September 13, 2016

Fleet

Forward-yeet

I'll Fleet my cat out the window.

by Fleetyeet December 1, 2020

Joe Fleet

Someone who gives bad football opinions to piss a rival off; sometimes not knowing whether they are joking or being deadly serious.

Hi, I’m joe fleet, I believe sadio mane is better than Ryan Giggs. I also believe Paul scholes was lazy and was carried by Roy Keane.

by Mg26 June 1, 2020

Fleet

One of the worst Twitter updates ever.

“Man, I hate the new twitter update. What the hell is a Fleet??”

by Lafayette is mine November 17, 2020

Forgot the Iron Fleet

To overlook an obvious, easily foreseeable or predictable consequence of one’s actions.

“He decided to carjack a guy in a parking lot with tire shredders that he stepped over when he walked in.”
”Oh … he really forgot the Iron Fleet.”

by Smartnership November 18, 2023

Fleet simp

A complete loser

" I would rather be a Pathik then a fleet simp!"

by Undber January 2, 2021