flatty boombalatty

a very large woman usually in excess of 300lbs that is devoid of breasts and booty

large marge is such a flatty boombalatty

by cdhawkins November 24, 2006

Flatassed

When a girl has no ass.
My sister.

Damn Pablo, have you noticed that my sister is flatassed!

by meitesties June 5, 2013

Flats

When ordering chicken wings, requesting only the flat wings. Absolutely no drumsticks.

Man, lemme get some wings but just them flats.

by upsman1023 November 11, 2014

flats

Runflat tires; tires that will never ever pop. THey will let u keep on rollin

if you ridin' rims u gotta ride flats

by PsychoticIdiot May 15, 2006

flatty

Noun: a woman with a flat chest.

Shut up, ya stupid titless flatty.

by SoulfulZen April 25, 2005

Flatten the skunk

Smoke a joint, smoke pot, smoke marijuana, smoke cannabis. Derived from the smell, similar to that of a skunk

Smells like someone is flattening the skunk.

Anyone want to flatten the skunk at lunch?

by Rose Ruby November 1, 2013

flatasplat

when your wheenis get stuck in a car door the splats all ove making it flat "flatasplat"

james:oh crap
jeff:what happend
james:flatasplat

by kig john November 14, 2016