solar flares

Origin: teenage boys summer camp sports event. The sport of lighting farts in a darkened cabin. Longest, brightest wins overall. Best of class can include categories such as color (yellow for sulfur, blue for the rarer methane-producers.) Other categories such as least-singed butthairs are rarer and judged less often, primarily because someone has to be designated as counter of singed butthairs and that requires a strong magnifying glass and an even stronger stomach or a perverted interest in men's butts.

The kids at Hihowahya Summer Camp were caught playing "Solar Flares" and were given kp duty for three weeks, which was stupid as their stay at camp was for fourteen days only.

by Luigi January 14, 2005

Flare

When a girl chews on some habanero peppers and either eats or spits them out, or might even keep them in her mouth, and gives a blowjob immediately afterwards.

#1: "I got flared last night."
#2: "HAHAHAHAHAH!!!"

by Phxck March 2, 2010

Flare Job

when one person inhales(through the nose) from another person's nose

i went in for a kiss but she ended up giving me a flare job

by %@(# June 27, 2006

Farser

A slang term for an academically minded and athletically challenged individual.

Did you see Fraser monopolize that academic meeting, he is such a farser?

That group of so-called intellectuals over there with their disdain for undergraduate students are such farsers.

The smartest Grade 12 cannot even bounce a ball - he's such a farser.

by zuker January 27, 2010

flare

To raise your hand in the air.

If you need help during the exam shoot a flare and an instructor will come to assist you.

by SAgent October 15, 2005

flare dog

When a guy takes a chocolate hot dog into a girl's vagina and then begins sticking his dick in her vagina. After doing this the man then sticks his chocolate covered penis into the woman's mouth.

Oh man I gave that girl the best flare dog that I stained her teeth brown.

by Devin aka Frenchy December 3, 2006

Flareon

My sexy little biznitch! o.o Okay, maybe not, but it IS cute! Uh....definition...um...cute little red flaming dog thing that...flames things! And it evolves from a brown little non-flaming dog that doesn't flame things by giving it a fire stone! Yah! =D

Example? Uh...flareon.

by Housemaster November 23, 2003