flapjacked

befuddled, pwned

u just got flapjacked

by sam_0123 December 17, 2008

Flapjack pattywhack

When you ejaculate onto your lover's butt cheek and tell them their flapjack is ready...they turn around to eat it and you slap their ass as hard as you can exploding the pleasure juices everywhere!

My girlfriend said she was hungry during morning sex so I gave her a flapjack pattywhack.

by dab7713 July 6, 2016

Flapjack

The sexual position involving two guys and a girl where the girl is held suspended in between the two men, tossed up into the air, and either one of the men try to catch the woman, in either hole, on his penis. Painful for everyone involved.

Sean and I flapjacked that bitch last night. Now we are headed to the hospital.

by tennispl123 December 9, 2008

Flapjacking

The act of flipping a womans breast up, accompanied by the word "Flap!", then slapping the breast sideways while saying "Jack!".

I saw Albert flapjacking this bitch on tape, and I could see the shockwave in slow motion.

by Doodwashere January 22, 2009

Flapjackery

A term that describes any variety of homemade computer database application, especially when developed in Microsoft Access.

Run that guy through the Flapjackery and see if we've got anything on him.

by TaskForceMung March 16, 2008

Flapjacking

The act created by breasts slapping together resulting from not wearing a bra.

Damn girl, you're flapjacking again.

by AlexaaMmeghan June 12, 2011

Flatback

When the the back of your hair is flat from the result of laying flat down on your back.

Look, that nigga got flatback.

by Bdog1438 June 15, 2020