Flabbermonkey

A non amazing animal, that is mentally stupid. Its very very offensive all across the world

Dude, that kid Curtis is a flabbermonkey, he so LAME

by Ashketchemisamazingandhott November 3, 2011

Flabberplap

Verb: The act of punching a whale.

Two Eskimo were riding in a canoe, and flabberplapped three whales.

by PullingTheTrigger October 7, 2013

flabbergasties

Tumblr term for boobs, used largely in regards to bechloe

Why does Chloe like Beca so much?
Mostly because of her flabbergasties.

by tanithlow March 2, 2016

famber alert

When she puts you in the friend zone.

"Famber alert bro, she just call me fam and not bae."

by firmhand September 14, 2016

flabberpooped

When you are too tired to react to something surprising.

Melanie was thrown a party but was too flabberpooped

by silly_milly2357 July 26, 2016

flabberghastery

Any action that causes a person to feel flabbergasted.

Pence' views on history, science and sex education are pure flabberghastery.

by AtlasWinks November 12, 2016

Flabberghastical

When your girlfriend is so fat you lose track of your arms and legs.

That lady was flabberghastical because she ate too much McDonalds's.

by Little Pie02 April 22, 2017