fern

massive snake with weird eyes

omg that ferns such a snake and slag

by james.rice01 November 14, 2022

Fern Tamer

To be a Fern tamer is to be sexualy inclined to fuck those who have furry genitals.

Scenario#1

Alfy- yo, wuttup, CAN I see your bush FAM?

Dan- AYOO WTF!?, what are you, some kind of fern tamer!?

Scenario#2

Furry#1- You know you wanna stick it up my fat furry ass you fucking fern tamer~

Furry#2- *gets horny*

by September 28, 2022

burst-fern

another way to say "best friend"

Girl 1: I love you, burst-fern
Girl 2: Love you, too!

by SamLizJohn November 14, 2010

Dirty Fern

A SUPER COOL PERSON

Guy: You see that Dirty Fern?
Guy 2:Yeah they are so cool!

by SpoopyPlant March 05, 2022

National fern day

To celebrate the birth of the greatest plant. 6 June.

What a beautiful day to celebrate national fern day!

by Totally not fern December 05, 2022

school boy fern

A baller ass nigga who will fuck yo bitch any day of the week. Also he gets hella pussy and if you talk about him he will fight you and you will get your life ended

Y'all hear about that nigga named School Boy Fern ya he fucken my bitch TWICE!

by School Boy Fern December 19, 2016

No Ferns

Straight talk with no bullshit, no embellishment, no enhancement.

No jump shots. No ferns. No memes. Not this time. I'm going to give it to you straight: If you need health insurance for 2019, the deadline to get covered is December 15. Go to HealthCare.gov and pass this on - you just might save a life.

~Barack Obama, tweet, 10 DEC 2018

by Porch_Frog December 11, 2018