A fear so great, it makes one fart, orgasm, and barf at the same time. Quite the unfortunate predicament.
1). "The vampire scared her so bad that she had a feartastic experience."
2). "His feartastic experience was the most horrible thing he had ever suffered while jacking off."
3. "I hope you all suffer a feartastic experience! I promise you it will be shitty and quite mortifying!"
2). "His feartastic experience was the most horrible thing he had ever suffered while jacking off."
3. "I hope you all suffer a feartastic experience! I promise you it will be shitty and quite mortifying!"
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Someone who's sweet natured but slightly ditzy. An attractive quality in a girl but less so in a bloke.
by slaggamuffin June 23, 2008
Get the farty mug.a pooey bumbum; a shit-bespeckled anus; a feaces-ridden arsehole; quite literally a butt which has not been cleansed of its product. bon appetit!
"...so then, i looked down and saw that not only had she forgotten to shave, she also posessed a great big arty farty!"
"after the gym, my boyfriend smells like an arty farty"
"muuuum!! do we have more toilet paper?! i have a really arty farty!"
"the perfect recipe for an arty farty is sprouts, beans and prunes."
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"muuuum!! do we have more toilet paper?! i have a really arty farty!"
"the perfect recipe for an arty farty is sprouts, beans and prunes."
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1- Needing to fart real bad, but having to conceal it due to your surroundings.
2- Manipulation of the fart to be less audible.
1- Needing to fart real bad, but having to conceal it due to your surroundings.
2- Manipulation of the fart to be less audible.
Jens lunch consisted of beans and cabbage. She then had an important meeting to attend. She had to cough a few times, and adjust herself in her seat so she could feart.
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He caught the clap from his girlfriend and she told him that he must have contracted it from a commode seat and he believed her - what a fartyx!
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