Fluttering Asshole

Someone or something capable of making noise but nothing intelligible.

Did you see his latest tweet? Dude's a fluttering asshole!

by TrekinMad October 17, 2019

Dick flattening

Any time you get yelled at but usually when you screw up at work and usually by someone in authority

I messed up my expense report and Joyce gave me a Dick flattening in the office right in front of everyone

Kim keeps a rolling pin in her desk drawer so she can give a Dick flattening at a moments notice

by UDstorytime May 1, 2023

yattering

The only Polish technical death metal band you need to pay attention to. Band consists of Marcin (bass/vocals), Zombek (drums), Hudy (guitars) and Trufel (guitars). Four albums in a fifteen year span, those being 1998's "Human's Pain," 2000's "Murder's Concept" (this is the best one,) 2003's "Genocide," and the crappy electronic album titled "III" (?). However, the band split in early 2006. Oh, they're one of the most overlooked bands in metal too.

Ohh, you ever heard Decapitated? TOTALLY fast, technical, amazing, and ridiculous!!!

Me: Fuck Decrapitated, only "Winds" was great. Listen to Yattering you noob. *bangs head to "Murder's Concept"*

by You figure it out July 6, 2007

flattering the curve

A presidential projection, meant to flatter himself while flattening the curve, without basis in medical fact.

With his Sharpie he drew a limp line, flattering the curve of new infections.

by Monkey's Dad March 24, 2020

Flattering Yet Creepy

When an ex does something stalkerlike that is also kind of sweet.

The way you drove by my house 11 times before leaving flowers on my step late last night was Flattering Yet Creepy.

by Twinkie Situation October 29, 2018

Footering

To sexually stimulate a woman's vagina with one's toes.

She said she wanted to be a virgin until marriage so I just ended up footering her while she tossed my salad.

by Barry the Horse December 3, 2011

Fattern'

Slang contraction for "fatter than."

"Dat bitch was fattern' fuck!"

by Drag0nthrax October 9, 2008