Fanter

Banter against fat people; fat banter

Bob: hey Tony, you have bigger tits than your mum!

Tony: leave it out Bob, whats with all the fanter today!?

by philnevilleisshit May 5, 2011

Farted

To be Farted; Firmly press with the heel of your hand left to right and back across the belly. Start from the top of the belly around the abdomen and move down towards the belly button, you should fart by then.
Tina J.

My Honey farted me last night so I could go to sleep.

by wydancer March 7, 2017

Fantesticle

Fantesticle, term of appreciation or enjoyment of an object or event. Created by popular Scottish writer from The Chronicles of Dave.

Barman: "Heres a free beer!"
Dave: "Fantesticle!"

by He Whom We Do Not Speak Of January 2, 2005

fasted cardio

A form of tourtue to ones self upon waking up out of bed in the morning. Preformed on an empty stomach, breakfast is served after "fasted" cardio.

Nick named "Hardio"

Girl 1: Did you get your fasted cardio in this morning?

Girl 2: Hell yeah! Got up at 5am this morning.

by The_mastaa October 28, 2015

Fanked

The way a sober person acts when surrounded by several drunk people; Fake Tanked

"I am so fanked guys!"

by Christine and Kristen September 7, 2005

Fasted

-verb
1. To get fucking wasted. 2. The White person's equivalent to getting crunk.

Tonight we're all going to get fasted at the party.

by danjoe October 16, 2010

fasteddie7

eddie bailietti HUGE FAG!!!!!!!!!! wow why does every1 hate this kid! someone needs a life!!!

" im eddie the massives FAGGOT!"
" i hate eddie no one likes him!"

by I HATE U EDDIE July 28, 2003