Elitist

( American definition) Anyone who got where they are in life purely on intellectual capabilities. Anyone who insists on high academic standards, demands proof of theories or scientifically substantiated proposals. Anyone who entered the Ivies, MIT, Stanford or Caltech based on actual academic merit. Anyone who can develop a cogent, original analysis on a subject from a wide range credible factual or historical sources.

Obama is such an Elitist, he wants to check the rethugs' math.

by zztop February 6, 2010

exitis

The mentality of a psychotic ex girl/boyfriend who, months later, begins causing drama as though the breakup was yesterday.... blaming the former signifigant other for everything that went wrong in the relationship, and everything after.

Brian: "justin! What's wrong with tonia? She's actin all crazy and threatening to get your ass beat! I don't get it!"

Justin: "she's got exitis!"

by the hangar October 21, 2008

Elitist

Indie fans who think that the only "good" music is by obscure bands no one has ever heard of.

We are elitists because we think The Sufjasmithists are the most innovative band in recent history, and anyone who likes The Killers is a retarded idiot who has no taste.

by iLx. December 12, 2008

Greek Elitist

A Greek Elitist is a member of a Sorority or Fraternity that feels that they, and their organization, are completely superior to all of the other Greek organizations; and aren't afraid to let it be known.

Instead of promoting Greek Unity, these "high and mighty" organizations and individuals incite anger and annoyance amongst members of the organizations and Independents that are around them.

Whether this is a true, and completely immature, mindset, or they are trolling for a response, most Greek Elitists are looked upon with disdain by the more mature members of Greek Life.

Woman 1: Ew, look at that whore, she must be an AXO.
Woman 2: I know right, those sluts.

Man 1: Look at that tool. He thinks he is better than us. All those PIKES are douches.
Man 2: Yeah, bro. They need to get over themselves. Damn Greek Elitist.

by Greek Unity September 21, 2011

Metal Elitist

A Metal Elitist is a fan of metal music who denigrates the tastes of other metal heads and considers their own to be intellectually superior. Metal Elitists regard any band with a degree of commercial success as being “not real metal,” and consider any fans of such bands “posers.” There is a crossover between the Metal Elitist and Neckbeard personas, as both such persons regard themselves as far smarter than their peers, disparage the tastes of “normies,” and do not regard women as “real” fans of their respective subcultures. The stereotypical Metal Elitist is a single, mid-30’s male who only listens to bands with illegible, scratchy logos and, like the stereotypical Neckbeard, lives in his mother’s basement eating junk food and posting on message boards. As stated previously, Metal Elitists have strong opinions about what “real metal” is, usually considering subgenres like deathcore and metalcore to be particularly offensive, in no small part due to their commercial success, younger and female fan bases, and emphasis on looks and fashion. Their own favorite bands are almost always underground, not necessarily because of the quality of the music, but because their obscure status, which to the Metal Elitist, makes them more “trve” than bands with name recognition. At their most extreme, Metal Elitists will try to one up each other by claiming to like less and less of a band’s catalog, to the point that some claim to “only like the first album” or even “only like the demo.”

“Lol, is that a Slipknot shirt? You know that’s not even real metal, right? I bet you can’t even name five of their songs.”

“Oh sorry, I didn’t realize you were a Metal Elitist.”

by ProfCDryDrunk October 25, 2020

Emitus

Emitus is a known disease, in which the infected has continuous excessive use of the letter "M." This is not an averagely deathly disease, however, in severe cases the infected just might annoy someone who they are talking to to a point of violence. Emitus is extremely infectious.

Doctor: "I'm sorry miss, your son has just been diagnosed with Emitus."

"Whoa man, you said so many words with the letter M in that sentence, you must have Emitus or something...get away from me."

by Ryan Simpson May 10, 2008

emitigate

The process of actively defusing an unpleasant situation by blaming an individual (or specific group of individuals) for the hardship in a manner that others can't seem to resist following along with.

"Hitler certainly did emitigate the socioeconomic effects of World War 1 in Germany. Unfortunately, the Jews were less than successful at this game."

by supertoast May 18, 2013