Elon Exhaustion

A mental state reached after believing in and waiting for the world to be saved by Elon Musk.

John: Hey man, did you hear Elon is accepting deposits for the next Model R5000 Solar-Rechargeable Solid-State Battery-Powered Air-Purifying Peace-Bringing Mars-Rocketing free-after-savings car?

Adam: Nah man, I have Elon Exhaustion from listening to all his billionaire sci-fi fantasies. I need to focus on saving up to pay my rent this month.

by Rodney Simpson June 15, 2019

batshit eloquence

When something expressed is so beyond crazy that it makes perfect sense.

As he stood on the street corner yelling out his innermost thoughts, the sheer batshit eloquence of it all swept me off my feet.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2019

Eloísa

adj. noun. Tsundere girl.

What do you think about Karen rejecting Paul's confession?
-Nah, pretty much she acts like an Eloísa.

by fuyuna September 8, 2022

Elon Musk

The guy who named his son after the back of his wifi router.

Elon Musk named his son after the back of his wifi router.

by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK March 22, 2021

Elora

Elora, usually very short and tend to be really good at soccer they usually have brown hair and are very gorgeous she’s been through a lot but is very strong mentally and physically 🥰 They are loyal to all of their loved ones and they are definitely a keeper. She develops a crush very easily and it’s tend to last a longgg time. She’s the best you can find!

Jessie- is it just me or did the room just light up Melissa- ya no duh Elora just came.

by @ForFun August 20, 2019

Elon Musk

A dolt who owns a company named Tesla while ironically embodying the very worst attributes of Thomas Edison.

Person 1: “Hey, do you know who Elon Musk is?”
Person 2: “Yeah, he’s a total shitstain.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

erectus elongotis

A highly non-clinical term for a colossal penis.

I've got another big date tonight -- with erectus elongotis.

by Dick Smiley January 3, 2011