Retarded Ejaculation

During masturbation when about to blow your load a completely disgusting image pops into your head. Your load merely dribbles down the sides of your dick.

Josh- I was jacking off last night and all of a sudden i pictured Rosie O'Donnell's naked body.... i had a Retarded Ejaculation

by my pet tit August 28, 2011

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Hormonal Ejaculation

Hormonal Ejaculation is another synonym for crying, although not very subtle sounding, it does fit appropriately as shedding out tears could also be defined as ejaculating your hormones.

A :Hey did you hear? , our boy got his ass dumped by his chick last night.

B : Ah Shit, For real ?

A : Yeah ! , and that was followed by a shit load of Hormonal Ejaculation from his side.

A & B : Lol'z, Poor Him! ...

by Eliminist August 7, 2010

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Ejaculation emancipation

The act of "wanking", and right as you finish, you sign a document on legalizing prostutution with your "product"

"Me and Hilary made an ejaculation emancipation together on Tuesday!"

by Titty twister69 January 4, 2016

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nipple ejaculation

A phrase used in awkward situations to relieve tension

Person 1: soooo...
Person 2: nipple ejaculation
All: hahahaha

by Barbsbarbie September 17, 2013

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Orifice Ejaculation

Occurs when one ejaculates through every orifice of the body: Ears, nose, mouth, etc. It is described as a very powerful feeling, many times more powerful than one's average daily splooge. A test conducted last year revealed that the orifice ejaculation has a hormone release 69 times greater than that of masturbation, cocaine, and shrooms combined.

Note: the ability to orifice ejaculate is extremely rare, so rare that certain people exalt them as rulers or even deities. This is known as orificism.

I just can't wait to tell my wife I had an orifice ejaculation last night

by sniquemazter November 22, 2016

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