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Ejector seat

The utterance of any phrase, mid coitus, with the intent of ending said sexual act as rapidly as possible.
As Sean had Shannon bent over the couch he went for the ejector seat maneuver by asking her: 'you don't mind that I'm just using you for sex here, do you?' - Shannon went ballistic . . . . . .
by axeman6980 October 13, 2010
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Ejaculate and Evacuate

To release your cream into her and get the fuck out soon after.
Richard: "So, what happened to the Becky girl you saw last night"
Chad: "Well, she was a 6/10, I've seen better, so I had to Ejaculate and Evacuate. I think I may have even left my pack of gum there"
by MamaWeegee July 2, 2018
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EJK

"Even John Knows"

When a new technology, social network, acronym etc has become popular enough that mainstream or elderly audiences should be aware of them. Can also be used more generally as a replacement for "That's So Obvious".
Guy 1: "Check out this new site called Twitter!"
Guy 2: "That is so yesterday. EJK man... EJK..."
by ckhill May 8, 2016
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Ejaz

Ejaz. a miracle. an astonishment. a beautiful boy and a handsome man. the best miracle anyone can ever have. A determined and hard ass guy. Can’t not love him. Too pretty not to be loved. A living, breathing miracle. Talented and successful. Made up of success. Wears success around him like gold. Beautiful inside and out. Great sense of humor. A person you can stare at for hours because yes they are that beautiful. An amazing miracle.
you are my ejaz
by hindulover400 January 29, 2018
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Ejacuhate

The moment immediately after climax that you realise you despise the girl you are with and only ever ended up in the situation through drunkeness / breast blinded
As the euphoria passed Ryan was overcome with ejacuhate. All he wanted was this person out of his room and his life, immediately. Preferably by the ground swallowing up this whale and the incident never to be mentioned again.
by Knooock November 21, 2010
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Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome

Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome (PERS) is a condition developed when a person (usually a male) ejaculates while masturbating to hardcore pornography.
An example of a typical post ejaculatory regret syndrome scenario

Person: "Damn, I can't believe I jerked off to that disgusting shit!" *Deletes history from the beginning of time*
by Pers September 5, 2016
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Ejona

Ejona is a smart ass girl and extremely beautiful. Her jokes crack you up and you know she's there for you and that you can have a good time with her. Peng body and often has straight hair with short and middle length hair
Ejona is a beautiful girl who deserves everything
by Rabgafbanbbbh5sf February 9, 2020
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