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EBay Roulette

A game played by some EBayers, in which you pump the bid of a normally-priced item to ludicrous prices (often in the hundreds of thousands) while trying to avoid being the one that ends up with the final bid, and thus having to pay the over-inflated price.
Hmm, there's no bids on that item! Why don't we have a game of EBay Roulette?
by Dave August 1, 2004
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Ebay jeebies

The horrible feeling you get in the pit of your stomach after you've paid for an item you won on eBay that still hasn't arrived more than three weeks later.
That fricken kumquat peeler I bought on eBay hasn't come in the mail yet and it's been nearly a month! I've got a major case of the Ebay jeebies.
by kiwi_david January 12, 2011
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eBay

A site well known for people to sell their shit to someone else.
Person: Why give away your worthless crap to Goodwill when you can sell it off eBay?"
by Zeeky H. Bomb March 19, 2005
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eBay it

To buy or sell an item on eBay.
"Need to sell my laptop, so I plan to eBay it."
by maclaren-sf August 30, 2004
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eBay sniper

Annoying no-lifes who monitor eBay auctions all day before placing a bid at the very last second to prevent anyone else from getting the item, causing frustration and despair to failed bidders.
"YES, 5 seconds to go and that laptop is mine! All for £50!"
"What the shit? Bitch! Some bastard eBay sniper sniped me at the last second!"
by TheRealThing December 1, 2013
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ebay-fu

If a person has ebay-fu, they have mastered the art of ebay, able to get whatever they want, by bidsniping auctions or finding the stupidestly low prices for stuff
John's level of ebay-fu is fucking scary. He got a £200 TV for a fiver
by affectedarc07 October 1, 2019
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The ebays

the internet, the world wide web, cyberspace, a local area network, wireless network, anything requiring a hub, switch, router, or internet hookup.
1) "Awe man, the ebays are broke again, I can't connect to the internet."

2a)Tom: What's the password to your wireless ebays?

2b)Harry: "nickhogan" all lower case.
by smjbjh February 19, 2010
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