Dumbledore's Army

The army of dumb whores.
They steal your boyfriends and call you fat.
They do whatever the Main Dumbledore says.

What bitches D:

girl: lalalal -happy-
maindumbledore: ew.
dumbledore2: YEAH, ew!
girl: T__T
dumbledore3: yea!

maindumbledore: your FAT!

dumbledore2: yea! ew! fat!
girl: O___O

randomperson: wow! its dumbledore's army! :D
maindumbledore: :D

by squirrelaidsftw March 6, 2010

Dumbledore's Army

meaning a member of the gay community. aka "family"

(guy walks in) Me: so what da ya think?
You: what da ya mean?
Me: is he Dumbledore's Army or no?
You: He's definately family.

by waldie November 15, 2007

dumbledore

a female with excessive tangled unmanaged and scary pubic hair

it looks like theres a tarantula nest on her crotch

pubes bush dumbledore tarantula hair madusa nooch

by The Philosophizer October 23, 2011

Dumbledore

After titty fucking your bitch, you cum on their chin. The skeet skeet beard makes him/her look similar to the "headmaster" of hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore.

Also commonly referred to as:

The Gandalf.
The Santa Clause.
Or my personal favorite: giving someone a "my grandpa."

After I gave my girlfriend a Dumbledore, I felt the need to slap her in the face with my wand.

The bitch gave me Snape. She deserved it.

by [m@] September 16, 2008

dumbledore

Someone who is or acts gay. Usually likes to take it in the ass.

"Why is Geoff so dumbledore? He keeps talking about playing grab ass with Bob.

by Kryptintie November 10, 2007

Albus Dumbledore'd

So drunk, That you have ventured into the world of magic.
You become a wizard. Commonly firing off harry potter references and screaming "YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY".

"That bloke running into the wall of the train station is so Albus Dumbledore'd at the moment"

by gravybbxx420 July 7, 2012

Happy dumbledore

When a males pubic hairs are so long that when he has a boner it looks like dumbledore (because dumbledore has a long beard)

Sally was about to suck Johnny's dick but she saw that he had a happy dumbledore and hasn't talked to him since

by Thatrandomeperson June 19, 2013