douchenugget

noun: stemming from the Latin 'douchus nuggutus' meaning 'of great douchebag characteristics'. an individual circumstance which embodies the entity of douchebaggery.

in some cultures, douchenuggets are the highest form of flattery to one's affinity to be a douchebag. some even go on quests to achieve douchenuggetry, we call these individuals douchenuggeteers.

Did you see Tom since he returned from college? Man that kid's become quite the douchenugget!

by KMacka January 9, 2008

duche

n., doosh: the idiot of a group that no one can stand but they still want around

Hey, whats up duche?

by dooshman August 29, 2007

douchendorf

The place where douche-bags and douche-nozzles come from. It's not a nice place to visit. It is in Northern Germany, directly downwind from the pork sausage factory in Sphinkterdorf.

To be used in "proper" and/or in "mixed" company:

"Yes, Honey. I met them. They are all from Douchendorf, right?"

by JBPhoto October 13, 2009

douchenaut

The term for a person who is a mix between a douche and an astronaut.

One who is such a huge douchebag the atmosphere of earth can not contain them and they probe the outer reaches of the douche-galaxy

"Ted was being a douchenaut at the party last night when he pulled his dick out."

"Look at that douchenaut playing hacky-sack."

by Nicholas the What April 22, 2008

Douchenozzled

The act of being so irreversibly drunk that you don't realize how much of a douche bag you are.

Dude, I was so douchenozzled last night I pissed my pants...in my roommates bed.

by Billy Goat Jones December 4, 2010

douchenozilla

The Godzilla of douchenozzles. Towering roughly 300 feet over than your typical douchenozzle; an obnoxious and endlessly frustrating individual.

Zac's not just a douchenozzle, he's Douchenozilla!

or

Goddamn, he's SUCH a Douchenozilla!

by Nova Prime April 14, 2011

douchenozzle

1. A fucking nozzle for a douche bag.
2. A hipster

Look at that hipster over there. He's such a douchenozzle.

by SirCheeks July 20, 2012