Drunktard

A drunken college student who won't stop (sometimes simultaneously at various times of day and night) fornicating/having sex on your front lawn, pissing against your house, or breaking into your shed to vomit and then steal your sitting lawn mower.

I wish those drunktards would stop getting their cum all over my lawn.

I am so happy UPD arrested all those drunktards yesterday.

I caught this drunktard in a giant net. I am going to keep it as a pet and feed it nachos

by Star Destroyer 2.0 October 6, 2010

Drunktoo

A tattoo thought of and obtained whilst drunk. (See Mistake)

Jim: "Hey what's that tribal band on your arm?"
Joe: "It's a drunktoo, I need to save up to get it removed."

by T.B. Player September 10, 2007

DrunkTubing

Surfing on youtube.com whilst being drunk.

Dude, I was so wasted last night I ended up drunktubing smurfs porn, and totally wankin' off to it!

by DETOXICIDE July 18, 2009

drunkstapose

verb: drunkstaposed, drunkstaposes, drunkstaposing
noun: drunkstaposition

- verb (used with object)
1. To pose for a photograph with someone while inebriated (nb: recollection is optional)
2. To photograph a drunkstaposition

-noun
1. A situation where two or more inebriates pose next to each other for a photograph
2. A photograph of such an occurence

"Man, I thought I didn't know that guy, but then I found a picture of us drunkstaposed, wtf"

by interestedObserver August 20, 2009

drunktionary

all the words that can't be understood unless you are drunk.

Dude we need a drunktionary to understand tom.

by lealea1003 February 7, 2010

Drunkstraction

When a drunk person distracts everyone and is oblivious to what is actually going on.

While teeing up at the tee box on the golf course, everyone was quiet except for the drunkstraction person who was talking loudly and being obnoxious while fumbling for their balls.

by Kymbr August 29, 2010

Drunctures

Drunk-Pictures

Girl 1: K I need to set my moms profile to limited.... I have a feeling there is going to be alot of drunctures from this weekend....
Girl 2: Haha... I feel ya girl

by Jessica835 November 3, 2010