Cum Drinker

Alternative to cocksucker. One who loves to swallow after fellating.

She's a cum drinker. Did you notice how she swallowed after you blew your load, and then licked the remaining drops of cum off of your shaft?

by Richard "Dick" Head September 29, 2005

dingelibians (dingelobes)

turds, fecal matter

man them dingelibians (dingelobes) stank.

by renwalker April 17, 2009

dinger eggs

Dinger eggs is when you poach eggs (preferred no# 3) insiside a condom.

Dinger Eggs
Method
1 Boil a pot of water
2 Open a condom
3 Lube the dinger (condom)up with olive oil
4 crack the eggs and fill the dinger - expel all air.
5 Boil for3 mins
6 Serve on toast with an open banana

by bobbybvb December 22, 2009

Drinker's Amnesia

The things you forget the morning after being really drunk.

John: 'Dude do you remember when you rang your ex last night?'

Harry: 'No!? Shit I have Drinker's Amnesia'

by Bees beautiful October 18, 2010

Dinger Dodging

When one goes onto chatroulette or omegle, etc. and attempts to avoid penises, sadly to no avail.

Dude, I went onto Omegle last night and holy fuck, I had to do some serious dinger dodging to avoid the guys jerking off.

by IAmHeAsYouAreMeAndWeAreWe June 2, 2013

drinkercising

Daily neighborhood walk with a large glass of alcoholic beverage.

"Honey I feel fat today so will you make dinner while I go drinkercising? Be back in, hell I don't know, it depends how many refills the neighbors give me."

by FriedFishCombo August 30, 2013

Doinger

A large, slimy, greasy cock. The term comes from the sound made when somebody in a cartoon gets an erection, it makes a doing sound

doinger cock knob greasy todger slimy

by Sir Jimmy Savile December 21, 2013