dough beater

When you beat a fat chick with your penis, then you jizz all over her tits.

"Hey how did your date go with that fat chick?"- Joe
"Awww, man, I totally did a dough beater! I was so fucking drunk! Next time you're MY wingman!-You

dough beater by She-Ra Princess of Power December 15, 2010

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Dough roller

The act of a woman rubbing a doughy cock between the palms of her hands much like the act of a baker rolling dough.

Much like the act of starting a fire.

I had a sloppy dick before that bitch gave me a dough roller.

Dough roller by Chocolatesaurus October 4, 2011

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Kobe Doughnut

The turd tide-line residing on one's (typically but not excluded to) index finger after having been removed from one's or A.N.Other's anus.

- "If you liked it, then you should've put a ring on it."
- "Are you forgetting the Kobe Doughnut?"

- "That's not just a bad paint job you're looking at on the toilet walls..."
- "Whoa - that's like, Kobe Doughnuts drawn with, like, Kobe Doughnuts!"
- "Yeah..."

Kobe Doughnut by dirtyChef November 25, 2013