Douchester

A person who thinks they are supercool but are really a douche backwash.

That Kevin is such a douchester!

by poopetoes4u July 29, 2009

deucette

female deuce. woman poo.

woah, she just rocked a harsh deucette man.

by deucette69 January 2, 2011

Dorchester

Also an american free town in the south west of England, a couple of miles north of Weymouth. The name was given to it by the Romans, and then we British named that town in America when we founded it. We also named Weymouth and Portland too. Hahahaha!

'I need to get some new shoes.'
'OK, we''l go to Dorchester, I hear they have a Clarks there.'

by Corbziflay August 8, 2006

doushette

1)A blonde girl with glasses that is really stupid.
2)The female term for a douche

She is quite a doushette.

by Jordan K May 13, 2005

douchesterbate

to stroke your ego about something inconsequential

Alan is such a douchesterbater... Homecoming king in a class of thirty!

by brewster1 February 24, 2014

Douchebreeder

A heterosexual who embodies all negative traits of heterosexuals, especially male ones.

I feel uncomfortable around Mike with his popped collar, fake tan, and Axe body spray; he's such a douchebreeder.

by A Cow Told Me To Write This January 19, 2011

Doucheberg

lameness of Titanic proportions

The way he dresses is really just the tip of the doucheberg.

by Civixen March 9, 2008