Douchepansy

When you complain about jello being on the bottom of your jello shot cup during the super bowl!

Mike is a douchepansy for whining about his hands getting sticky from jello shot spillage!

by Mikedouche February 3, 2014

douchemunch

like a douchebag who is also a buttmunch

dude, stop being a douchemunch.

by missbetty29 March 7, 2014

douchema

The jet propulsion of epic amounts of lakewater up a woman's anus and vagina simultaneously, while also receiving a water spanking from tubing in a sit-in tube, behind a speed boat.

Climb into the tube and I'll go so fast you'll get a douchema that will knock an ovary loose!

by The Bombest July 12, 2014

douchemaker

The parent of a douchebag kid

"Dude, Ken is a douchebag"

"Yeah, his mom is a total douchemaker"

by TimTebro June 30, 2016

douchecanoe

First used in 1997 when Bryon Wright and Graham Marchbank attempted to create insults while high on mushrooms. Graham invented the term Twatwaffle which mean that "you're a twat on every level in many ways" whereas Bryon invented Douchecanoe as a way of saying "you're such a big douche that your very existence crossed the ocean and killed people with your douchebaggery".

You folks, know the origins of two terms and in the days pre-myspace.. the term Douche-Canoe was spread via IRC, a chat channel that Anonymous now uses.

Jake Paul is a douchecanoe for promoting gambling to kids around the world.

by Palionu June 23, 2019

douchewank

The mix of a douchebag and a jack off ( or a wank off); a jerk or dick

I’m not trying to be a douchewank but…
You’re a big douchewank…

by Lorlormfye June 13, 2021

doucheapied

One who is occupied by a douche

Carole couldnt pick up her phone because she was at Starbucks being doucheapied

by bigapplejen October 24, 2010