Douchebomb

When you put the fake subject of your photo in the foreground (like a scratch on your finger or a Starbucks cup), and casually leave the real subject in the background (like an Hermes tote, your pumped bicep, or the BMW logo on your new steering wheel)

Person A: "Who's the douche with the Jaguar keys next to the tanning lotion captioned 'Can't Wait for Summer'?"

Person B: That's the most blatant douchebomb I've ever seen.

by IcarusKC May 27, 2014

doucheberger

{dooshbergA} 1. (n) a Russian terrorist from the acclaimed movie 007: Casino Roy L on Google Video.
2. (n) a big fucking douche derger

-Mr. Doucheberger?
-It's pronounced, douchebergay.

by Matt Derger October 2, 2007

Doucheberg

A douchebag of epic proportions. So douchey that he has multiple douches following behind him.

The doucheberg table kept flailing the menu for the waitresses attention; it was almost as spastic when the tip of the doucheberg got up to dance.

by MikeMehak April 20, 2011

douchebonnet

The driver of a truck that has a crappy bonnet on it.

"That guy is such a douchebonnet."

by Iesus Christus March 18, 2008

doucheberg

someone who is worse than a douchebag

Walter Berg decided to add the new zodiac symbol Ophiuchus to the calender making 13 signs and this changed everyones sign

Walter Berg is such a doucheberg! I used to be a Libra but now I am a Virgo.

by Honorguard42 January 15, 2011

Doucheberg

Someone who's level of Douchebaggery has has gotten so large that it's as big as an iceberg

Glenn Beck - Doucheberg
Rush Limbaugh - Doucheberg
Bill O'Reilly - Doucheberg
Dick Cheney - Total Doucheberg

by LeftyCoaster November 7, 2010

douchehold

a portmanteau of the words douche and threshold, the point at which a new acquaintance is irrevocably determined to be a douche.

"sorry i couldn't stick around any longer on your blind date, but that guy totally crossed my douchehold."

by just a coincidence December 9, 2008