Corn Doody

What you find in the bowl the morning after eating corn.

"Phew! I just evacuated a big corn doody."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Doodie Claus

Doodie Claus is a large, poorly groomed Hungarian man that lives in the sewers of Boston. Every year on February 12th, he journeys to the surface to give children the gifts of doodie and happiness.

Gosh, that sure was kind of you to put those orphans out of their misery Ken, you are a regular Doodie Claus.

by Spanky the Pirate April 02, 2004

Doody Pops

1. Doody flavored Lolly Pops.
2. An expression for anything that sucks.

Jeff: Did you guys see the new Indiana Jones Movie?
Croud of Ninjas: Yea that shit was doody pops.

by JHitch November 03, 2010

doody pebbles

The tiny pebbles of shit still embedded in your carpet after you pick up after your pet. Usually happens when said shit has been sitting on the carpet for awhile, thus allowing it to stick.

Guy 1: What the hell. Why does this place smell so bad?
Guy 2: It's the doody pebbles that Marissa's dog left yesterday; she still hasn't picked them up.
Guy 1: She needs to get rid of that thing.

by kulamur May 14, 2010

Doody Twat

A vagina that has had shit wiped into it. Typical of women who wipe back to front.

DEAR GOD, I'M NOT EATING OUT THAT!!! YOU HAVE A DOODY TWAT!!!

by Doody Twat Hater March 16, 2010

woo doody

A penis

Joe put ice on his woo doody after his surgery.

by fart in a hailstorm August 04, 2009

doodie miscarriage

Is when you can't come to term and you might shit yourself or come damn close to shitting yourself. Pretty much also know as bad diarrhea.

I have a DM!!!
Major DM
dropped a DM
doodie massacre
I have a doodie miscarriage

by drop it on the one August 27, 2008