Corn Doody

What you find in the bowl the morning after eating corn.

"Phew! I just evacuated a big corn doody."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Doodie Claus

Doodie Claus is a large, poorly groomed Hungarian man that lives in the sewers of Boston. Every year on February 12th, he journeys to the surface to give children the gifts of doodie and happiness.

Gosh, that sure was kind of you to put those orphans out of their misery Ken, you are a regular Doodie Claus.

by Spanky the Pirate April 2, 2004

doody pebbles

The tiny pebbles of shit still embedded in your carpet after you pick up after your pet. Usually happens when said shit has been sitting on the carpet for awhile, thus allowing it to stick.

Guy 1: What the hell. Why does this place smell so bad?
Guy 2: It's the doody pebbles that Marissa's dog left yesterday; she still hasn't picked them up.
Guy 1: She needs to get rid of that thing.

by kulamur May 14, 2010

Doody Pops

1. Doody flavored Lolly Pops.
2. An expression for anything that sucks.

Jeff: Did you guys see the new Indiana Jones Movie?
Croud of Ninjas: Yea that shit was doody pops.

by JHitch November 3, 2010

doodie miscarriage

Is when you can't come to term and you might shit yourself or come damn close to shitting yourself. Pretty much also know as bad diarrhea.

I have a DM!!!
Major DM
dropped a DM
doodie massacre
I have a doodie miscarriage

by drop it on the one August 27, 2008

doody stick

A stick with dog poo on it.

Typically you chase your sister with it after you scrape it off your shoe, now you have a doody stick.

by little brother8 November 30, 2013

Doody Mosaic

The splattering of doody on the back of the toilet bowl, usually placed there by a man, which sometimes takes on the beautiful effect of an Italian Renaissance mosaic. It is particularly difficult to remove and sometimes needs to be scraped.

While cleaning the bathroom this morning, I noticed the doody mosaic eerily resembled Alfred Hitchcock smoking a cigar.

by SheLarry June 24, 2010