Cock Dodgers

Avoiding cocks

I’m so straight I run from Cocks call it cock dodgers

by Ace trippy December 6, 2021

Cake Dodger

One whom through sheer cheap-skatery denies his colleague the satisfaction of his or her OBLIGATORY birthday work cake.

A cake dodger will likely employ diversionary tactics such as changing the topic, Oh-shit-I-didn't-have-time excuses, monetary/financial excuses and the famous "Hey look behind you... No really there's someone behind you!" manoeuvre.

Also known as the lowest common denominator of human existence, a cake dodger should be met with nothing less than deeply seeded contempt and scorn.

Leo: Hey mate, is the report ready to ?
James: Shut up Cake Dodger!

by TheQiffMiffler August 7, 2016

Codger Dodger

An elderly gentleman trying to retain his youth.

That codger dodger works out everyday. He looks amazingly young.

by Brumleyprunk June 28, 2022

salad dodger

A person who is overweight.

Kelly Clarkston is a total salad dodger.

by muffon August 31, 2006

Salad Dodger

Someone who is overweight, rotund, obese, fat

See the person over there they look like a real salad dodger.

by David Paton May 27, 2007

Fanny dodger

A male who is too nervous or afraid to have sex.

Raj, don't be such a fanny dodger all your life.

by F Meister May 11, 2006

soap dodger

Someone with low personal hygiene, ie. avoids using soap; doesn't wash.

Soap dodgers smell.

by Blue Jack June 29, 2008