Dildoicly

To use an object in the same way you would use a dildo.

I'll stick the banana up your hole Dildoicly !!!

by blagan May 2, 2011

Dilloning

Process of sharpening a pencil with scissors.

Sharpening a pencil by cutting the tip of the lead with scissors is called "dilloning".

by Dillon's of the World: Unite!! August 19, 2013

dildong ditch

When you, or your friend, ding ding ditches a house by using a strap on dildo to ring the doorbell.

Extra points for fucking your friend in the ass after ringing the doorbell. Your friend must finish before someone answers the door.

"What did you do this weekend?"
" I dildong ditched with my friend. He fucked me in the ass afterwards and I came everywhere. The old dude who answered the door was super surprised. It was awesome."

by CordizzleDick September 6, 2016

Dildocity

Noun

1. The quality of appearing or acting like a cheap dollar store dildo, usually characterized by arrogance and disregard for common sense.
2. Not even good enough to be a dick.

Yeah Brenda, when he did that his dildocity just increased like ten fold!

by Esprsso January 22, 2019

dildonator

a male (usually a teen) who is a virgin, and afraid of pussy. The futhest he will go during 'relations' is fingering a girl/eating her out.

Bill: dude the only thing i've ever done with my girl friend is finger her.

Bob: havent you guys been dateing for a year.

Bill:yea.

Bob: lol, god damn dildonator .

by duck tape November 12, 2009

Dildonic

An 80s retro dildo fuck!!

I gave that skank a dildonic last night in that old hobo house.

by up teh butt September 7, 2007

dildonik

a mechanical dildo that has an plug for its vibaration.

that girl need to ues a extension cord to plug in her dildonik insted of using batteries for her dildo

by adam aka bart May 11, 2004