HUFF DIDDLE

the process of masterbating while speeding in a vehicle in excess of 80 mph, as another person in the passenger seat masterbates to your sweetness, and blowing your load out the window onto the unsuspecting rear vehicle.

dude... i just got pulled over for pulling a HUFF DIDDLE on a motorcycle cop!!

by manamanama May 16, 2006

Piddly Diddle Department

Quite frankly, the bathroom. In a store, you you were peeing, you'd be making the noise "piddly diddly piddly diddly" in your favourite department.

"Excuse me, I must go to the Piddly Diddle Department to rid my bladder of its toxins"

by SpringLoaded July 13, 2003

Diddle

A group of five or more douchebags.

Watch out for the diddle of douchebags by the door.

by Vex Crowelly August 19, 2018

diddle

To molest someone that is under the legal age of consent

<b>Convict 1:</b> What are you in for?
<b>Convict 2:</b> I diddled a few alter boys.

by Shandon April 16, 2008

Fiddle Diddle

Slang for a man's private part.
Also used as an insult

You have a BIG fiddle diddle.
You fiddle diddle you screwed me!

by Fun Yun Rider January 5, 2011

Diddle hopper

One who, fingers women while on a trampoline.

Me and Sally Diddle hoppered on your trampoline.

by Peanutbutternuttbutt6969 February 12, 2010

diddle

1. The act of continuously moving one's fingers back and forth along a surface. Usually the genitals of a person.

1. Wow! She diddle my balls!

2. Man, I can't believe I diddled her elbow for three days.

by B-dawg The rappin masta February 26, 2009