j-diddles

the art of performing a rusty trumpet while being extremely gullable. may result in a cut lip

michael: i was practising trumpet last night
vinny: you mean you were j-diddles?
machael: ... yes

by urgurg May 15, 2009

Diddle boy

The master of diddling. He could diddle you at any moment and you wouldn't even realize. Can never be diddled.

N: I'm going to diddle you tonight, im the diddle boy.

by Jackxaniels December 26, 2017

frump diddles

uneasiness, anxiety, heebie jeebies, "the willies", "the creeps", nervousness.

Walking through the cemetery gave me the frump diddles.

by ann-isms October 18, 2011

Mirror Diddle

When a female masturbates (rubbing and/or fingering) whilst watching her herself in a mirror or reflection.

I am totally scarred from walking in on my sister during her daily mirror diddle.

My Dildo batteries ran out so I had to resort to a mirror diddle.

by PrincessGaylordFocker October 23, 2016

diddle bag

When someone ejaculates into a plastic grocery bag.

The amount of noise the diddle bag created woke everyone else up in the room.

by JFR16 March 24, 2017

Diddle

Diddle - adj.

Any teen boy who is very forthcoming. Only in it for the pussy. Blatantly down to fuck. Very blunt and obvious about what he wants

Example-Sergio is so diddle. The only time he texts me is when he wants to fuck

Sergio is so diddle. The only time he texts me is when he wants to fuck

by Isabelle October 14, 2014

Diddle

The fat on a cat's belly.

I rubbed the kitty's diddle and she purred loudly.

by ArtificialDreamer April 29, 2014