Dickleberry

The piece of shit that sticks to the head of your cock when you pull out during anal sex.

"Man, I was fucking Becky's ass last night, and when I pulled my dick out there was a huge dickleberry!"

by MikeyCrusher February 2, 2019

dicklexia

“The common disorder that causes the person to have it to confuse or mislabel the size of ones dick compared to the actual size”

she got dicklexia bro, she said my dick is 5 inches when is actually 2

by anonymous December 19, 2020

dicklesaur

A dipshit boyfriend.

Amy finally got rid of her dicklesaur.

by Cherrypi007 April 20, 2021

Christian Dickless

A small child who seems fiesty and strong but is really just putting it on. He actually has a chode.

Rob: Gimme your lunch money cock sucker!
Bob: Piss off Rob! I'm tired of you! Your just a Christian Dickless!

by Dujem Tingler January 10, 2017

Pickle My Dickle

Regional Slang from rural Scotland used to agree that a statement is funny

Person 1: ... and that’s why I’ll never go to Aldi’s again!

Person 2: ahahaha pickle my dickle yeh

by Ollie Curry October 23, 2019

dickless

usually a male, with a lifted truck from orange county. dickless because the height of their truck compensates for the lack of size in the bulge. they drive brand new full sized trucks that are raised high enough to the point of stupidity. will also never see dirt or mud, which is typically the point of lifting a truck. instead they drive it around to look badass when infact they are far from.

"how is the weather up there you dickless fuck?"

by jayare October 4, 2005

Dickless

A character in a joke.
They called him dickless because he didn't have a dick.
One time he heard that this woman after her husband left for work would go get a pickle and put it in a knothole in the floor and fuck with it.
So he paints his dick green and climbs under the house and sticks his dick up through that knothole in the floor. The woman thinks his dick is a pickle and starts fucking with it. He was having a good time till her husband comes back from work early and pulls into the driveway.
She tries to get it out of the knothole but can't do it.
So she kicks the pickle under the bed.

Did you hear the one about dickless.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009