december 9

december 9 is a day when you get to slap your best friend in the ass for no apparent reason

*slap* god damn why do you keep slapping my ass gay shit

because its december 9

by clobamacare November 6, 2019

December 2

Attack your tallest friend

December 2 is the day we fight back because all my tall friend bullied me on the October 28 So soon use tall people. Will fight back

by The Aussie kid October 29, 2019

3rd December

3rd december: Listen to Heather-Conan Gray beacause it says "i still remember the 3rd of December.."

Katie: im heartbroken..

Hollie: THATS OKAY LISTEN TO HEATHER-CONAN GRAY!!!😀

Katie: we broke up the 3rd december..

by Addybubby December 3, 2020

December 16

National rage day, Rage at anything at anytime with no consequences ( no illegal stuff tho)

Oh look is December 16th we can rage today :D

by LaQuitch October 18, 2019

Destroy Dick December

On the first day of December you nut once, on the second you nut twice, in the third you you nut three times... On the thirty first you nut thirty one times

Its the 13th of December and it's still destroy dick December and I've nutted 10 times I only have three more times to go

by Dicky Dan November 15, 2017

December 4

December 4, the day where all hot people are born

Anyone: “your ugly”

“actually i’m hot, it’s December 4

by ightdudewtf November 5, 2019

Third of December

you have to ask your crush for their sweater. just do it. conan gray said so.

“i still remember..
third of december.
me in your sweater.”

by anonymous November 24, 2020