Derection

The opposite of an erection. When you see/hear something so disgusting that your penis instantly becomes soft.

Man 1: I just saw Lindsey Lohan file a lawsuit against GTA V and I got a derection

by TheReckoning7 May 26, 2018

baloney detection

Ability to sense or suspect a lie.

Somehow, my baloney detection tells me they fabricated the nonsense.

by Emu Sam September 29, 2008

Swag Reduction

A medical procedure intended for reducing the levels of swag present in the patient.

I hope they put me under for my swag reduction tomorrow, I can't stand to seem them takin off my J's!

Guy one: "I want to get a swag reduction"

Guy 2: "You can't have too much swag!"

Guy 1: "All men are pigs! All they care about is how many gold chains I can carry on my chest, and it's hurting my back!"

by soundless scream May 7, 2017

Paperwork Reduction Act

A bill that passed though Congress and resulted in even more forms to fill out.

You can indeed avail yourself of the effort (and carpel-tunnel syndrome/writer's-cramp!) -alleviating Paperwork Reduction Act, but naturally you first hafta fill out a whole bunch of application-forms to qualify for it. :P

by QuacksO September 6, 2019

Penis Reduction

Penis Reduction is when you see a old grandma while Horny.
And you lose your erection

Billy: Yo i got the Penis Reduction while looking at margrets vagina
Bob: Billy you cheating on your wife again?

by canadianpersonidk November 2, 2021

Harm Reduction Hottie

A useless, many-hat-wearing, zoom-meeting-having, healthcare worker who has never done drugs or responded to an overdose, but thinks they're hood.

"Hello? Can you hear me?" - Drugs Users to Harm Reduction Hotties

by Bingbongson October 7, 2022

Natural Weight Reduction

Rust. Specifically, rust on a car. As the metal oxidises away, it gradually makes your vehicle lighter, even if just by a little bit.

Fix the rust on your car ASAP, before you know it, it'll be natural weight reduction.

by cooljames044 May 11, 2021