Wood daver

A marketable product involving pine cones and peanut butter. (originated in Strong Bad E-mail #91 at HomestarRunner.com)

Here goes the wood-daver train, it's taking off, it's a new century!

by Mary Mangan January 11, 2004

daler

One who continuously drinks beer, fucks girls, does cocaine and smokes an amazing amount of weed.

Yo lets cop a 40, hit the slopes, burn a marley and fuck that bitch

by Sean February 2, 2005

Dauer 962

The fastest street legal car in the world. Built from one of only a hundred Porsche Le Mans 962 chassis. It develops over 700 hp from a twin turbocharged flat six. 0-60 in less than 3.4 seconds. Costs 1.1 million euros.

They add a cd player to it.

by TheMute1 July 27, 2004

The D Gold-damer

When in a moment of sexual experimentation a woman (or man) can constrict the blood flow or urine flow to their partners penis with any object made of gold (white gold will also work). this could be tying the penis off with a gold bracelet or neacklace, it could be smashing a golden ring around a penis that is too small to fit, or it could be just loading the penis with broaches and hat pins. The result of the act is a beautiful purple hued throwbing, possible bleading, member (which can be very attractive to your parnter... if there in to that :-/

Jeff: Oh ya give it to me baby!
Danea: seriously you want me to what ever do the D gold-damer?
Jeff: ya what ever that is...

Later on..

Jeff: wow I regret that!

Dana: there is blood every where!

Example 2.
KC: So i gave this dude a D gold damer and when he came his dick exploded.

Danea: Ya I also gave the D gold damer and Jeffs penis fell off after we both passed off before we remember to un wrap the chain around his dick. ooops

Aron: I cant believe you girls are giving guys D gold damers. I always stick to the cosby sweater or at least the mexican avalanche

by Mathesius the Bold October 30, 2011

Daeros

To be a Daeros, means to fail at everything. Including Life.

Daeros' Taunt is resisted by A'lar.
Daeros' fails.

by Phin December 31, 2007

daterapeface

One who possesses the face of a date rapist

That dude has daterapeface!

by Petter-Niklas August 16, 2008

Daterbating

The act of masturbating so much that you dont see the point in dating anyone because no one quite knows you like your hand.

"Hey how did the date go?"
"What date?"
"I thought you went on a date?"
" I sort of gave up on that seeing as ive been looking around and realized that id rather stick to daterbating"

by awesomo18 November 15, 2011