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dashboard door

by Ashweeeee69 May 24, 2022
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Do you hate the band Dashboard Confessional

Cause it is almost like my other definition wasn’t approved
Do you hate the band Dashboard Confessional

(You know that I am talking to you)
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 20, 2021
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Dashboard Warrior

Dashboard Warrior is exactly like a keyboard warrior but in a car for instances of spontaneous road rage where there is never any plan to escalate an altercation face to face. In fact, if any encounter is about to escalate beyond harmless finger fighting via some Mime-Fu or Hand-Jitsu, the Dashboard Warrior will make all efforts to hastily drive off and escape.
Man, the school drop off these days is crazy. Nothing but Dashboard Warriors and Karents as if everyone is late to work - too busy go toe to toe before the principal or, Mr Meyers (the oversized PE/Math teacher) breaks it up. I get it, schools were only made for students arriving by walking in the snow uphill both ways — never this militaristic style attack by troops comprised of assorted mini backpacked soldiers in primary colored camo, shuttled quickly by fleets of offroad Humvee-like 4x4 suvs and all personnel carriers in the form of gold, silver, and burgundy minivans…
by Tess Tickular August 19, 2021
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Dashboarding

verb

The mysterious act of “going to check something in the car” during a social gathering, only to return with suspiciously high energy, intense jaw action, and an overuse of the word “bro.”

Origin: Coined after a legendary night of camping when someone got caught doing cocaine off their car dashboard by a park ranger. Instantly elevating “dashboarding” to urban legend status among the friend group.
“Has anyone seen Jake?”
“He said he left his phone in the car.”
“Bro… he’s dashboarding.”
by The Cartagena 3 July 14, 2025
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Dashboard

The collective term used to describe the area between the neck and upper thighs on a Female
Tony: I had sex with Megan last night

Ash: Give us the details then, what was her Dashboard like?
by Brailsford Cyant February 26, 2021
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Dashboard Disease

Someone who continually ditches there best friends to ride around in someone's car who they barely know.
Hey wheres ....?? Shes in ....'s car again. Shes caught dashboard disease.
by 121madman121 September 28, 2009
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