Do you hate the band Dashboard Confessional

Cause it is almost like my other definition wasn’t approved

Do you hate the band Dashboard Confessional

(You know that I am talking to you)

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 20, 2021

Dashboard

The collective term used to describe the area between the neck and upper thighs on a Female

Tony: I had sex with Megan last night

Ash: Give us the details then, what was her Dashboard like?

by Brailsford Cyant February 26, 2021

dashboard door

A cooler name for a glovebox

Example of dashboard door

by Ashweeeee69 May 24, 2022

Dashboarding

A gaming term used to refer to when a game suddenly freezes for absolutely no reason whatsoever, forcing a restart.

The term was coined by various Fallout 76 players, as the game is absolutely notorious for doing this.

"Don't worry, I got y- GODDAMMIT!"

"Did you dashboard?"

"Yes..."

"Man, dashboarding sucks. I feel you, man."

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 13, 2021

Dashboard Warrior

Dashboard Warrior is exactly like a keyboard warrior but in a car for instances of spontaneous road rage where there is never any plan to escalate an altercation face to face. In fact, if any encounter is about to escalate beyond harmless finger fighting via some Mime-Fu or Hand-Jitsu, the Dashboard Warrior will make all efforts to hastily drive off and escape.

Man, the school drop off these days is crazy. Nothing but Dashboard Warriors and Karents as if everyone is late to work - too busy go toe to toe before the principal or, Mr Meyers (the oversized PE/Math teacher) breaks it up. I get it, schools were only made for students arriving by walking in the snow uphill both ways — never this militaristic style attack by troops comprised of assorted mini backpacked soldiers in primary colored camo, shuttled quickly by fleets of offroad Humvee-like 4x4 suvs and all personnel carriers in the form of gold, silver, and burgundy minivans…

by Tess Tickular August 19, 2021

Dashboarding

verb

The mysterious act of “going to check something in the car” during a social gathering, only to return with suspiciously high energy, intense jaw action, and an overuse of the word “bro.”

Origin: Coined after a legendary night of camping when someone got caught doing cocaine off their car dashboard by a park ranger. Instantly elevating “dashboarding” to urban legend status among the friend group.

“Has anyone seen Jake?”
“He said he left his phone in the car.”
“Bro… he’s dashboarding.”

by The Cartagena 3 July 14, 2025

Denver Dashboard

When you find an unlocked vehicle and defecate on the dashboard so that it can be seen through the front windshield.

“Hey Regina, this guy parked like an asshole and the door is unlocked. Keep a lookout, Paulie is gonna give them a Denver Dashboard.”

by Phat Paulie July 30, 2025