diverse

A politically correct way to say that a school, area, or environment is mostly black or Hispanic. It doesn't have to be 'diverse' at all, as in Montebello High School which is 97 percent Hispanic, but it is still called 'diverse'.

Compton is an extremely diverse area.

Um, what are you talking about? It's black and Hispanic. That's not very diverse!

by Angelacia July 14, 2007

dive on the hand grenade

To seduce an ugly girl so that your buddy can score with her attractive friend. This expression comes from the act of war-time bravery where a soldier would sacrifice himself to save his buddies. If you're out on the prowl with a mate and he is making progress with a fox, it is his friend's duty to chat up and seduce the pretty girl's ugly friend so that your buddy is free to leave with the hotty.

Dude, tonight it's your turn to dive on the hand grenade.

by Bradboy January 10, 2007

horse divers

bastardization of the word "hors d’œuvres" as coined by Fred G. Sanford

Fred Sanford: If you come over I'll fix us up some horse divers and we'll drink ripple.

Aunt Esther: Fuck off, sucka.

by drahodo January 4, 2009

Divea

Best girl any guy could ask for, she's so passionate, beautiful, gorgeous, and has the smiley that could light up your whole, and can even be a little naughty sometimes.

Divea is the only girl that has ever made me happy.

by Urlovecharles July 26, 2013

Dump and Dive

When your boss decides to manage up by taking on more responsibility than the department has a reasonable expectation of completing, and then dumps the work on his/her subordinates which is followed by an expeditious dive into his/her office to avoid the pending fallout.

Can you believe Jeff’s latest dump and dive? There’s no way we’re going to be able to get all that done without installing a shower and some Murphy beds in the office.

by Furry Trout April 5, 2010

dirt diver

Dirt Diver is a fictional character on the CBS television series The Unit.

Dirt Diver do you read me?

by Mack Gerhardt October 22, 2007

Sky Dive

Doing a sky dive is where you go into a bathroom stall in a public restroom and you climb to the top of the stall with your pants down and you then take a shit and try to hit the toilet.

Dude, I just tore that place up by Sky dive in the toilet.

by SnazzyTravis April 6, 2010