tabletop cumshot

when a gay couple are having sex and boyfriend 1 is prepared to cum all over his boyfriend, boyfriend 2 takes his toupee off and comes on his head.

Boyfriend 1: " fuck with me, you stuck me with!!!"
Boyfriend 2: "bitch i'll fuck you up!!"
Boyfriend 1: "shuuuuut up. take you toupee off, i'm about to give you a tabletop cumshot!!"
Boyfriend 2: (pulls his toupee off?
Boyfriend 1: (cums all over boyfriend 2's head) "ohhh yeah!!!"

by the Blue BUC November 13, 2011

Arabian Cumshot

During sexual intercourse when a man is about to ejaculate, he pulls his genitals out of the girls vagina and proceed to twist his penis into knots causing the sperm to stay in the penis. He must then proceed to punch himself several times in the testicles rupturing his balls and causing them to internally bleed causing the blood to flow into the sperm flow. He then removes the knot and begins to extract the bloody sperm unto the female anus, making the girl fart.

He preformed the Arabian Cumshot on his wife.

by LeJoePoe December 10, 2013

cumshot

every single fertilized being in the world, man or beast. Think bout it, in order for you to be fertilized, your biological father had to have cum in order for the sperm to reach the egg. That lucky shot of cum was you being fertilized, therefore you are a cumshot.

Omar is without an unreasonable doubt, a cumshot.

by G0rk April 27, 2007

Cumshots

A kick-ass band from norway that rocks more than the grand canyon.Led by masterminds Ole Petter Andreassen and Kristoffer Schau.

Man, The Cumshots have some heavy duty tunes. They rock. Check out "Norwegian Jesus", and you'll see wy they kick ass.

by The Tangoman October 18, 2004

Water-bottle Cumshot

When a marginal amount of water comes out of a water-bottle while being drunk by a person. The water then spills onto the person's face in a cumshot type manner and usually soaks the top portion of their shirt and lower bits of their hair if they are a girl or guy with long hair.

"DUDE!!! You just got a water-bottle cumshot!!!" *as water drips down their chin*

by watershot_girl March 31, 2009

cumsnatcher

A tissue paper, fabric, or anything used to 'snatch' or clean semen off your penor.

I need to get me some of them cumsnatchers.

by ANS September 23, 2013

cumknots

The tangling of hairs that occurs after a deposit of semen irreparably damages the affected strands.

"My boyfriend sniped me from behind and now I've got all these cumknots in my hair!"

by Anderson Pooper May 1, 2015