crystalling

Pronounced “Cris-stall-ing”, this word means to delay giving birth. Your feet look like sausages, walking turned into waddling, strangers give you sympathetic looks, and friends can’t believe you are still pregnant. Yet you are stalling as if you can drag this on forever...give birth already!!!

Lady #1: Did Crystal have dat baby girl yet?

Lady #2: No, she be Crystalling all week!
Lady #1: Dang girl, it gunna be like 12 pounds at dis rate!

by Poway Guy May 22, 2018

Cristalina

Spanish name meaning crystal, clear water. Individual is unique, rare; her features are one of a kind. She has a very beautiful smile, loves to laugh and make others laugh as well. Pride in knowing that other people are happy around her. Loves to motivate those who don't seem to find their direction. Hardworking individual, determined, goal-oriented, and a realistic dreamer.

Cristalina, she is a person that will stand out among the rest.

by laladygaga February 5, 2010

healing crystal

A crystal that actually used to heal the user back in the days when Faeries roamed the earth. Now used by New Agers that think it still works in modern times.

Naddavitch:"I've had the runs since August 2000. Got anything that could help me?"
Enya:"Here, try my healing crystal."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 6, 2007

crystal lake

The "crunkest" city east of the mississippi. Home to the world famous Dole mansion, summer home of Bobby Banana. Originally the leader of ice exports to near-by Chicago, the quiet birthplace of some Styx members, has now swelled to a population of about 50 thousand. The govenment flawed, the school system is surprisingly above average, churning out State Pom titles like so many ice blocks of yesteryear. Having every chain store known to Illinois, the city has become quite the commercial hub for the Northwestern Chicagoland area. And in the process quietly annexing surrounding wealthy townships with all the ferocity of a hungry hungry hippo. The discoverer, Ziba Beardsley, was quoted as saying, "My parents have given me quite a terrible moniker," and "This lake is as clear as crystal"

Chip: "I heard Crystal Lake Pickling and Canning Company once owned a dilly of a pickle factory in the downtown district of our fair city"
Danny: "Yeah, they closed it down because your mom is such a bitch"
Chip: "good call by the chamber of commerce, they really are true Captains of Industry"
Danny: "Now only if they would do something about that hippie/mexican problem"
Chip: "Story of my life."
Danny: "lets go get stuck in traffic"
Chip: "thats easy to do, lets take any street at any time of the day"
Danny: "cute shoes, I love Crystal Lake"

by Ch!p September 5, 2008

crotch crustacean

(n.) a pubic louse; the crabs.

I contracted a case of the crotch crustaceans from the trousers I purchased at the Salvation Army Thrift Store. Of course the old lady just ain't buying it...

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

Crystal Skull

A movie sequel/prequel that doesn't live up to the original

Dude, I hope Jurassic Park 4 won't be a crystal skull.

by PlatinumX22 August 11, 2008

crystal bitch

When a girl talks way too much about horoscopes and crystal energy.
This person is commonly agreed upon as the stupidest and simultaneously most fun member of her friend group often times making decisions based upon the universes state at any given time.

Person1: “My ex is my twin flame and even our moon signs match. I KNOW we are getting back together in 5 years.”
Person1: “...Stephanie, stop being such a crystal bitch.”

by HealthcareIssues April 23, 2021