crapitous

A word used to describe something bad happening, basically the opposite of fortuitous.

The breaking of the Prussian vase was a crapitous event. crap bad luck shit happens

by Gryphaena June 16, 2015

Crapitational Pull

The feeling one has when he or she feels as if they must use the restroom, and are approaching a known toilet. Most often felt in a car whilst en route to your home.

"Oh no! It's the crapitational pull! Drive faster or I may burst!"

by DethRode June 7, 2016

cripitate

A Mysterious Person.

My friend jon is such cripitate.

by Cripitate August 9, 2016

Crapitot

A person who capitalizes every word in their post or message to sound more smart or credible while they are actually looking pretty stupid.

Look at that crapitot. What a retard.

by Jakkekoria September 5, 2016

Crapit

Autumn made this up and she'll throw u down a toilet with the CRAPITS and autumn and a TAYLOR will flush u down as us fuschia and fuschica clap

Bye bye because your crapits

by Cradatata December 11, 2016

Crapit

Autumn made this up and she'll throw u down a toilet with the CRAPITS and autumn and a TAYLOR will flush u down as us fuschia and fuschica clap

Omg why is that girl such a crapit I honestly cant

by Cradatata December 11, 2016

Crapital

Money spent and wasted on useless crap. a play on the words Capital and Crap

A whole lot of crapital went into that project

by Fox in the henhouse July 23, 2017