sperm crayon

when you jack off and release sperm, then draw on a piece of paper with your dick to create a picture

Nico was really horny in science class so he decided to try "sperm crayon". He jacked off really hard until he released his liquids and then drew a picture of a vagina on the paper.

by lickmycock March 15, 2014

wonton crayon

When an Asian chick sucks your dick so hard it turns crayola red

dude last night Asa gave me a wonton crayon

by Al the mischievous May 14, 2016

A Crayon will kill but a knife will not

a stupid saying when you're doing a movie group project

Type this in Jim"A crayon will kill but a knife will not"

by Jederdthegreat November 14, 2017

Crayon

The best writing utensils/person on this earth.

"Hey can I burrow a crayon?"
"Sure, do you want red,black,green, or sammy?"

by Jessilovesjex February 17, 2009

brown crayon

When two men (or more) have anal sex and one removes his penis from the other's buttocks and has feces on his penis.

How can I rid myself of this horrid brown crayon before my mom comes home and discovers im a giant fag?

by Chizak November 12, 2004

crayon kink

There are 2 meanings.
1. You wanna fuck a Color
2. You wanna be drawn on with Crayons sexually.

1:Yo bro have you seen the color Blue? I want it to fuck me!
2:Dude what the fuck.. Do you have a Crayon Kink?

by SpunBlue March 2, 2022

Crayon

A person who has to wipe their ass more than a dozen times before the paper is smear free.

I wipe my ass so much after taking a shit, I think I might be a crayon.

by Sunkle Uncle Munkle March 31, 2022