Napper Crapper

A very useful invention. An easy chair with a built-in toilet, color TV, phone and refrigerator (full of beer of course), designed to eliminate the need to move.

Wow, thanks to my new Napper Crapper 9000, I can watch the game, guzzle beer, and never have to go to the bathroom! That lever on the side flushes the toilet!

by Chad December 17, 2003

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crapper coupons

Noun: Another name for shit tickets. Also known as toilet paper.

"Hey Alex - I gotta take a huge grogan, and we're out of crapper coupons - please go get some while I take care of business."

by _salesman_ May 6, 2005

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crapderful

An adjective or exclamation. Derived from the words crap and wonderful, and means essentially the same thing as crap, but usually only in a sarcastic way.

A: Clean your room!
B: Oh, crapderful.

"Well, gee, that was a crapderful concert."

by ~souba~ December 14, 2005

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craphernalia

different objects in your inventory related to crap in a direct way - they may be crap products, crap derivatives, plastered all over or just partly with crap, or just smelling like crap.

A: give me a lighter
B: it's in my bag, go and get it
A: OMG, LOLZOR, here's only craphernalia!

by steelord March 28, 2007

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Crapperdashery

Another way to exclaim "CRAP!"
Can also be used to describe a really crappy store.
To describe a person working at this crappy place, they'd be a crapperdasher.
Derives from "haberdashery"

"Man, have you been to that new shoe store??"
"Naw man, naw; I heard it's a real crapperdashery."

by StrangeAysha March 6, 2008

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