crank that george bush

when your with a girl and you go in bass ackwards and refuse to pull out. then you ejaculate all over her face too (optional)

yo i was with dis girl last night and i finally got to crank that george bush

by austingale March 8, 2008

crackslam

Using one's buttocks to hang up the phone in the rudest possible manner

"How did you get this number? Hermes, hang up on him in the rudest possible manner!"
"Yes sir!"
*drops pants and picks up the receiver with his butt*
"No! Not the crackslam!"
*SLAM*

by Nurse Zoidberg July 7, 2008

Crank Yankers

A puppet show based on real life crank calls. It comes on Tuesday nights at 9:00 CST on Comedy Central.

My next door nieghbor taped every episode of Crank Yankers, even the one where the little girl says, 'Do you have 8 pound balls?'

by Shawn B. April 26, 2003

Crankswirl

To talk or type a string of random,thoughts that seem unrelated because thoughts in-between left out.

"That woman is looking totally hot. Hey did you catch that new way to wax a car?"

"Hey dude what does she have to do with hot wax, you crankswirling again."

"Was just thinking I'd like to wax her body in the back of my car."

by docwho2100 February 12, 2004

cracksmacker

another word for doof, idiot or anything else annoying.

Jordan Selwyn just whacked his head, what a cracksmacker!

by j-diz January 6, 2008

crackslide

a term used for when one puts their hand in another's butt crack and slides in an upward motion, then slaps the butt.

I just couldn't resist to crackslide her because of her huge butt.

by TheCrackSlidingKidOnTheLoose!! July 11, 2010

Crank-N-Dank

The Art of Turning Up the Music and Getting Blazed.

LETS GO CRANK-N-DANK!

by The Baked CheesePuff July 17, 2011